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weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

(via get-warmer)

azaleatovvn:

oh my god, you’ve been pregnant for so long… it seems like a maternity

(Source: aasimars, via r0cketboy)

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octomomelette:

Bed head
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vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.
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thedandmom:

Cute little pokemon paint i did up real quick. 
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hiowl:

The only kisses I want are from this babe
Honesty is Passion.

Greg. California.

The tide is where I bide my tithe
Swept beneath the ocean's carapace
Beyond the calciferous incantations
that corals whisper in indignation
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